My doctor suggested I stop eating both babies and the dangers of pasta.

Why were you called baby eater?

I couldnt eat a baby, I can't shave my head because in a turttleneck I will look like a dick. I don't grow beard, I am so damned excluded out of this joke that must be racist somehow and if I ever found out how to be offended by it I will stop laughling about it but until then... Laugh On... thinking about it without a turttleneck I still look like a dick.

So, would baby eating be on the Swift model, as a solution to a societal problem, which is rapidly growing in America or is it just because the natural instinct of the godless hordes would be to eat their (or someone elses) young? Asking for a friend.

I actually was a professional photographer. I took a similar pic of my daughter about twenty years ago when she was one. She tasted wonderful. I'm am moving so I can't post the pick of cooking her in the spaghetti pot...what a bummer. I will post it in the next couple of weeks...she was so cute and then she became a college kid, I must not have cooked her properly...

So every bald is pasta head and every bearded is fuss face.... Okay, Brilliant!

They're SO tender ❣?

Broiled baby in wine mushroom sauce. Oh, yum. Spaghetti is heavenly. Oh, yum. Damn! I can't decide. I'm ... I'm ... doomed.

No! Wait! I know! Spaghetti with baby meatballs. Yeah. That'll do it.

It would be funny if the religious weren't so serious.

Why not a baby eating flying spaghetti monster?

I love noodles. Yummy.

Flying Spaghetti all the way. Babies are smelly and disgusting but might be ok if cleaned and well prepared.

Maybe the meatballs are made of babies... Then you can have both.

I have always worshiped the flying spaghetti monster. Dude doesn't even care if you don't capitalize his name.

Baby eater. I eats them up. Nom nom nom!!! Lol

All hail the noodle one! Lol!

Neither but I chose one. I don't remember which.

I prefer Cthulhu myself, but whatever works for you.

Don' t believe in cannibalism/eating your own.