I woke up last week and a tree had moved closer to the house. I think its ready to attack. They tend to move around then fall over close to a house and explode.

Have those things drop and blow ( but not burst into flames) rather regularly on the mountain behind the house. Feels like a small earthquake. Always have to go out in the middle of the night and spot the one that went down to make sure it's not partially hanging over something it shouldn't.. common occurrence here where everything grows on rock and shallow roots all go sideways

He must wander around in a senile fog. During his California photo op someone must have mentioned that burning trees can explode. So he thought 'Wow! I'll impress the rubes with my vast knowledge. Nobody else has ever heard of this.'

What an imbicile. Just like a day or two ago when he said 'Just wait. It'll cool off.' He thinks he just discovered winter -- so climate change must be a hoax. I'd say lol but it's not funny on any level. Not for us that have to suffer his idiocy or for him as he degenerates.

We're doomed!

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