My smoking, drinking, pregnant "great christian" neighbor (from hell) just puked on her front porch (again). 
What the FUCK is wrong with people!? Ugh. Two more days and we're outta here. Bring it!!!
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Well if puking from pregnancy, she cannot help it. LOL
IF puking from getting drunk, her and her fetus would be better off if she aborted. That poor kid will probably have FAS now.
demifeministgal
Level 8
Sep 26, 2020
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Oh shit, sounds very much to me like there's going be yet another child born with F.A.D.D.S. ( Foetal Alcohol and Drug Dependency Syndrome), the poor little kid's chances of getting anywhere in life are looking bloody slim if that's the case.
9 times out of 10 the baby/s are born either suffering from withdrawal symptoms or they start with them in the first few days after birth IF they survive at all that is.
IF they survive then their physical and Mental development is, more often than not, severely retarded, they do very badly at school, usually they are very late in learning to walk, talk, etc, etc, have very intense and possibly violent mood swings, can be very introverted, sociological backwards to the extreme, lack the powers of concentration, have either very short attention spans or none at all and even worse for them, some even end up as little than living in a 'vegetative' state because of the irreversible brain damage caused by the Drugs/Alcohol taken in by the mother during pregnancy.
That poor child is looking down the barrel of a life of 'pushing shit up-hill' thanks to his mother and her drinking, the child has a probably shorten than the normal life span to live with not much more than a hard struggle every minute of every day for that entire life.
Triphid
Level 9
Sep 25, 2020
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Maybe you coulda sung along to it, "Onward puking soldiers", complete with confident swagger.
chalupacabre
Level 8
Sep 25, 2020
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Jesus will protect fetuses from contaminants. Duh.
ChestRockfield
Level 8
Sep 25, 2020
2
Call child protective services!! That poor baby!! 
Cutiebeauty
Level 9
Sep 25, 2020
2
Don't assume she threw up due to heavy drinking.
In my first trimester, I lost nine pounds from Hyperemesis Gravidarum (severe nausea and vomiting during pregnancy). Often could not keep water down.
After four months of constant vomiting, my doctor put me on anti-nausea medication. "You need to grow this baby," she said.
LiterateHiker
Level 9
Sep 25, 2020
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That is one of the biggest problems in life, you can not chose your neighbors, at times far worse than any fucked up family member could ever be!!!
of-the-mountain
Level 9
Sep 25, 2020
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Some people just have no class, no self-control, no couth. I am not sure that religion has anything to do with it. It is more bad upbringing.
Much happiness in your new home!
Spinliesel
Level 9
Sep 25, 2020
2
It is upbringing. Kids learn what they see.
Can you rub her nose in it?
Just tell us that she came out the next morning and asked who puked on her porch. That would be the coup de grace.
PadraicM
Level 7
Sep 25, 2020
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Isn't "coup de grace" French for "lawnmower"?
@Green_Soldier71 It was a joke! A play on words.
@Green_Soldier71 No problem. Always look for a deeper meaning to my posts - I used to write satirical articles on local politics and gossip.
Is she pregnant and throwing up from drinking? That could be grounds for endangerment.
caselimor
Level 4
Sep 25, 2020
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@Green_Soldier71 Morning sickness causing her to waste perfectly good alcohol.
She’s already programming this baby for failure. 
What a great mom.
Wildgreens
Level 8
Sep 25, 2020
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Totally true!! The Crystal Meth and Crack are probably next.
I thought if you were in Spokane or Yakima, that was the custom.
PondartIncbendog
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Sep 25, 2020
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