Ever wondered where a driver is from? Wonder no more.
• One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago
• One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York
• One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
• One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California. With gun in lap: Riverside
• Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio
• Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy
• One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Washington (Seattle)
• One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas (male)
• One hand constantly refocusing the rear view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rattail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome . 38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: Texas (female)
• Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna, cousin/spouse in passenger seat: Arkansas
• Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the right blinker on: Florida.
I didn't even have to get to the end where it said Arkansas to know where it meant although in all fairness, if you don't have a 4x4 around here, you had best like walking ,as cell signals are non existent as are the roads in places. I carry a lasso in the back but it's not a fashion statement, it's for all the friggin cows that I keep finding wandering around in the road
In Texas, you always know an out-of-state or big city driver. They do not wave back. Go anywhere small town Texas and they wave with their hand hello like they know you.
Same around here. I figured they all basically do know each other, so they figure they best wave lest they miss someone they actually do know and they wind up feeling slighted
Bumper stickers:
Keep Your Theology
Off My Biology.
Democrats of Washington State
That's me figuratively giving the finger to Trump supporters.