Question

Makes You Wonder

Warning Label: On pantyhose: Not to be used in the commission of a felony.

Hummels - Largest Selection Ever "If It's In Stock, We Have It!"

Warning Label: On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place"

In a New York drugstore: "We dispense with accuracy."

Georgia Peaches - California Grown - 89 Cents Lb.

In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."

At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."

Warning Label: On a blender: Not for use as an aquarium.

Wanted: Success-oriented people to drive cement trucks - Only individuals with concrete plans for the future need apply.

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Answer 1

Kind of like the sign I saw on the Pharmacy in my area last week.
" Open 7 days a week, 365 days a year UNLESS we are closed."

Answer 2

The best one I ever saw was above an auctioneer's desk:-

Answer 3

If it's in stock, we have it.


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