Stephen Fry was doing an interview with a monotheist, and was asked, “if you’re wrong, and there is a god, what would you say to him?” Stephen responded, “cancer in children? How dare you!” Or, similar to DeNiro’s quote, when Hitler’s concentration camps were liberated, a quote from one of the inmates was left on the wall, “if there is a god, he will have to beg my forgiveness.”

My own quote if I meet said deity. "You're fired."

Mine is very similar to the great Roberts

Another DeNiro-ism I quite enjoy. (He probably didn't say it, but it's a great meme)

Pretty sure that’s actually a quote from a holacaust survivor

The universe is clearly not optimized for anything. I mean, what is it here to do? Most of it's empty space. None of it's really working toward anything. Also -- if someone deliberately set up this situation humanity finds itself in, they're totally psycho.

Love DeNiro's explanation. Don't use one.

Similar, but there was a line from a Stephen King book. "If there is a god, he should try harder."

"I have repeatedly said that in my opinion the idea of a personal God is a childlike one." - Albert Einstein

He's an atheist?

On the other hand, if there IS a god, WE have hell of a lot of explaining to do.

Wish I could remember exactly.

But the quote was somewhat -

If there was a god - They either can't stop suffering. In which case they are unworthy of worship

They can stop suffering but choose not to out of indifference - See above.

They can stop suffering but choose not to because they enjoy watching suffering. - See above