"Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. But if that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, "These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more."
---Stanley Spadowski
Why is it so many people here are so uncultured?...
Think a guy named Donny Iris wrote about that - Life is Like a Mop
Sounds like it's time to move to a cleaner apartment.
Life needs to be more like a big, soft recliner with an ice cold beer on the side. Why can't life be more like that?
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