I was just telling a friend at work about having a feeling of dread and imminent doom.
He told me that Rush Limbaugh just announced he has terminal lung cancer.
Now I feel great.
I thought this might brighten your day as well.
I would be happier, except that Rush has frequently lied about practically everything, sometimes just for attention.
"Die, asshole!" I thought when I heard hate-monger Rush Limbaugh has terminal cancer.
Then I felt bad for such mean thoughts. But not for long.