They want all Texans to join the clergy and have their needs met by alter boys?

How can a LONE STAR State forbid guys being lone stars lol?

Have to vote a lot of people out of power and start to get 21st century people with their minds in the right place. Time to push out people with Bronze Age beliefs out of power for good. It is not funny anymore. What are people that keep monkeys as pets going to do. They masturbate too and they don't care who's there to see them.

Seems ridiculous in these modern times.

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Why. Just... why? Seriously? WHY?

Slap those cuffs on me.

It's against my consitution for sure!

In some states,if you roll out of bed with your partner. You have broke about six laws before you hit the floor!

Ah but think of all those trees not going into tissues

Not sure if they have been removed but at one time there were laws prohibitting intercourse in other than the Missionary position ( I don't know if that included a bible or not) and it could go on

I doubt that is true. There would be no way to enforce it.

I could see the headlines now...Texas in a sweeping bill outlaws Bump Stocks, High Capacity Magazines, Deports Rosie Palm and you can no longer drill for oil on your own property.

Yes, Texas is that crazy. Little more could be expected from a state that has regulated that a person can have more guns that dildos...

I'm not going to bother fact checking this... but based on the sensational quality of the statement, I'd say there is a 99.995 % chance this is BS. Most of the time when you see hyperbole like that... something in the projected assumption is fallacious. How closely did you research the topic? If it is real... is it just a statistical anomally...? Like some nut ball with a pen that represents a fringe, even within their own party? Just because something makes it to a vote doesn't mean most people that have a say take it seriously.