A surgeon was invited to Thanksgiving dinner at a friend's house.
The host deftly carved the turkey and said, "I'd make a pretty good surgeon, don't you think?"
The surgeon replied, "Anybody can take it apart. Let's see you put it back together again."
That's kind of like the one where the Gynaecologist decides to learn to become a Motor Mechanic.
After 3 years of attending both Practicaland Theory Courses finally comes the Examination day for the Practical part of the Course, he has already passed the Theory Exam with flying colours.
Before the class, each has an engine on a stand, the Examiner tells them they must dismantle the entire engine and then re-build in the allotted time of 4 hours and the engine will be tested to ensure it actually turns freely as well.
3 hours go by and the Gynaecologist downs tools, cleans his hands and sit beside his completed task.
The next morning he called in to the Lecturers office and is told his exam scores.
" Sir", says the Lecturer, I gave you 100 points out of 100 for the dismantling, 100 out of 100 for the re-assembly plus an extra 100 points because you managed to do the ENTIRE task simply by going through the Exhaust outlets."
My husband was a heavy duty mechanic before retirement so he had lots of stories like this.
Cain was the ORIGINAL vegan hero. CAIN stopped his brother Abel from his senseless murder of albino lambs. Roasting nuts & grains with fruits & veggies for his altar ceremony remains the healthiest model diet and repudiates kosher alleged "food" ... .that goes for Yentl also