Jehovah's Witnesses are my biggest pet peeve on Earth.
Not even sex offenders knock on my door and bother me as much as a damn Jehovah's Witness cult and their overdressed support system.
The only reason they knock on my door and regurgitate shit they're cult leader told them is because of their fear of an imaginary hell.
So I give them a piece of hell on earth when they knock on my door!
●I ask them, "If God is so perfect, why did he make a hell in the first place? Is he such a narcissist that he's ready to cast his own beloved creations into eternal fire just for not worshipping him? WHAT KIND OF LOVE IS THAT??"
●Also, "How do you know this "god" is a dude? Did you see his dick?"??
●And my favorite, "Why do you care so much about my saving my soul but I've never seen you guys offer to help me pay some of these bills!?"
I like your reasoning. One thing I can say on their behalf is that if the other cults followed their example, we wouldn't have theological fanatics trying to insert their irrationality into our secular laws and we wouldn't have 'holy' or holy supported wars. As cults go they are far more annoying than threatening to outsiders. If a choice was ever necessary, I'd go enthusiastically for annoying.
I guess so?