If only Nuns would answer questions like this with such candor.
Three priests meet on a train. After many drinks and much banter, they decide to tell each other their worst trait. The first priest says, "I drink way too much, often I'm even drunk at mass." The second priest adds, "I have been having affairs with two widows who give lots of money to the church." Both priests then turn to the third priest who blushes and says, "I can't keep a secret. I tell everything, not only to the bishop, but to our Mother Superior as well."
And all is forgiven...