Counting down,
Just 13 and a bit days until Jeebus Chrust returns according to the 'New" Prophet, Mathius ben Paine. LOL.
Stone the Crows, IF Jeebus Chrust truly planned a come-back, surely he would have been nailed to a boomerang wouldn't he?
I mean I can throw a boomerang and have it return to my hands after just a few minutes at the very least so why wait 2,000 years?
John Farnham has made more come-backs in the last 10 years than Jeeebus has managed in 2,000 years, maybe 'Whispering Jack' has a better P.R. Manager than Jeebus Chrust can afford....LOL.
Well I'm going to go out on a limb here and predict that FratBoy Jesus won't turn up, just like the other of thousands of times prophets and Popes and religious loonies predicted it over the past 2000 years and were wrong. Christianity - a Bronze Age, Messianic, Apocalyptic, Dead and Rising God Death Cult. You gotta hate it.
Er, FYI there will be NO February 29th. this year.
Nor next year or the year after that, it's just that, imo, the Great Prophet Elect (LOL), Mathius ben Paine, aka Neighbourhood Evangelooney tune cannot read a calendar so it seems.
However, after his parking debacle yesterday morning he is quite popular with the police since he amassed fines, according to shout of anguish, totalling $1,789 for Parking Offences in just 2 hours.