Copied from Jim Wright, he has a website, .stonekettle.com

Republicans: PRESIDENTS CAN'T APPOINT SUPREME COURT JUDGES DURING THEIR LAST YEAR IN OFFICE!
Also Republicans: <appoints SCOTUS justice during Trump's last year in office>
Republicans: THE NUCLEAR OPTION IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL!
Also Republicans: <Uses nuclear option 3 times>
Republicans: ALL OBAMA DOES IS SIGN EXECUTIVE ORDERS AND GOLF!
Also Republicans: Trump uses executive orders because he has a mandate from the people to implement our agenda. Also he works, like, really super extra hard and totally deserves to relax on the golf course.
Republicans: YOU CAN'T FORCE A BUSINESS TO MAKE GAY WEDDING CAKES! BUSINESS HAS A RIGHT TO DECIDE! ALSO NET NEUTRALITY IS A SOCIALIST PLOT TO DESTROY CAPITALISM!
Also Republicans: How dare business ban us from their platforms. What about freedom?
Republicans: THE PRESIDENT'S CHILDREN HAVE A RIGHT TO EARN A LIVING AND ADVISE THE PRESIDENT AND TOTALLY GO TO ISRAEL AND DO STATE DEPARTMENT STUFF! IT'S NOT NEPOTISM! BUY THEIR BOOKS, IT'S TOTALLY IN THERE!
Also Republicans: OMG! What about Hunter?!!
Republicans: WE NEED GUNS TO DEFEND OUR RIGHT TO HAVE GUNS SO WE CAN OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT WITH OUR GUNS BECAUSE TYRANNY! THAT'S WHY TRUMP, BECAUSE GUNS!
Also Republicans: Who even knows how this insurrection happened!?!? It's like a spontaneous random thing, I guess?
Republicans: FUCK YOU FEELINGS!
Also Republicans: But what about OUR feelings?
Republicans: YOU CAN'T PUT AN ELECTED OFFICIAL LIKE TRUMP ON TRIAL AFTER HE'S OUT OF OFFICE, THAT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL!
Also Republicans: <to Hillary Clinton> Yeah, we're gonna need you to testify in front of congress again. So if you could do that, that would be great. Mmmmkay.
Republicans: DEMOCRACY! THE VOTERS WILL DECIDE!
Also Republicans: Not like that. Also it's a republic, not a democracy. Also, by "voters" we meant white people <waves Confederate flag>
Republicans: YOU CAN'T IMPEACH TRUMP WHILE HE'S IN OFFICE BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY, LIKE, A COUPLE OF WEEKS LEFT IN HIS TERM!
Also Republicans: YOU CAN'T IMPEACH TRUMP AFTER HE'S OUT OF OFFICE EITHER. JUST BE COOL. FORGET ABOUT IT. BYGONES BE BYGONES. <waves Confederate flag, also some swastikas>
Republicans: Why is everyone so mean to us? Have you seen their tweets? What is hypocrisy anyway really? What about unity? We're the real victims...