Japan to start releasing Fukushima water into sea in 2 years
Happy with the solution, fukushima fugu sashimi is on special again at the local.
Maybe the radiation will melt all of the plastic in the ocean.
Tritium is not particularly dangerous.
Tritium is a low-energy beta emitter with a half-life of about 12 years. It does not bioaccumulate.
Tritium forms naturally from cosmic rays hitting the upper atmosphere. It has a concentration of about 1e-18 in rainwater.
As far as radiation is concerned, about half the worldwide daily consumption of bananas. Or a coal-fired power plant run for 6 hours :