I hope this post is just your way of grabbing lots of points.

Stress is growth in many cases, if only learning to say "No" sometimes. Your response(s) to what goes on around you is the Only control you have, or will ever have, in your life. So define what you want/need/can do, and act on it. Wishing you had a horrid disease, that anyone would give anything to avoid, is just not right!

Me too kind of, but when I had my heart attack I still dialed 911.
The thing is when you die you don't get to enjoy the time off your condition offers.
No stress but with no experience isn't an improvement.
Take comfort in the fact that it'll happen for all of us one day, whether we want it to or not, so why rush the inevitable?
Let a few people down, it'll be good for you.

You’re nearing forty. Stress is normal.

Is this a joke?