Many years ago while walking one day on London's Tottenham Court Road, I was approached by a pretty young woman as I drew level with the Church of Scientology building. She asked me if I would like to come inside for a free ' stress test, ' I told her that there was no point because there is not a single atom in the universe that is not undergoing some degree of stress. Pupils dilated she stared at me and I walked on my way.

It is a pretty low brow church maybe. But it all depends on how you define the word church. I would define it as. Any organization which promotes itself by claiming, authority based only on faith. That fits.