I have Warlord-ess potential, need an armor-polishing sword-sharpening sidekick that can cook & groom the horses!
Yep, I can do that, but I don't come cheap.
@Fernapple you will be richly rewarded, vassal!
@AnneWimsey Do I get to make shallow jokes at their expense, when you finally stand over your enemies with your foot on their chest and your sword at their throat ?
@Fernapple oh hell ya! In fact your major function, except for confiscating their loot!
@AnneWimsey Consider it a deal, come Armagedon I will be on the first boat. (There probably won't be planes.)