Curious - worst break up line you ever heard?
I'll start. "I'm bored with you."
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A scrawny little kid I went to high school with told his girlfriend "Kathy, a stallion has got to run"
BD66
Level 8
Apr 19, 2018
8
Hilarious!
A horse has to shoot his bolt lol.
Gelding that stallion would probably knock him down a couple much needed notches.
And not at all the same, but reminds me of a wedding I went to about 20 years ago. My cousins friend waltzed into the middle of the very formal catholic church ceremony with his long black hair and sunglasses, black jeans, a black leather vest (no shirt) and cowboy boots. At the reception he called me his little palamino and asked if I wanted to jump on into the black stallion (his jacked up black pickup truck) and take a ride. Lol.
My worst break-up said to me, "You're adorable, but not loveable."
Gohan
Level 7
Apr 19, 2018
5
That's brutal AF!!
@AdorkableMe Indeed.
Fuck that bro! you are lovable lol.. that is rude as hell lol!
Lovable being measured by ... errrrrr .......... hmmmm .... errrrrr... yeh complex that one lol 
@Keyboard-Mama No, no she is not.
@Bierbasstard Oh, it did.
That's so awful to day to someone. You didn't serve that
@Carla78 She showed me who she really is, I was hurt. But the wounds are scarred over. She has released me to find someone worthy of my love.
"Sometime in the last three days I stopped finding you attractive."
(after 18 years of marriage of telling me I was all he wanted, we had sex several times the week before, and his girlfriend had just left her husband.)
vmfreesoul
Level 4
Apr 19, 2018
8
Wow, that's terrible. I'm so sorry 
Wow.....humans can really suck.
Whoah! x shit that's grim ! hugs
Thank you all. Fortunately it has worked out for the best. Life is good. <3
Probably just straight silence. Ghosting is often the worst break up line one could get because until you find that person to learn why they disappeared without a word, it makes you question every single aspect about yourself.
AssassinofWords
Level 5
Apr 19, 2018
3
Been there. No closure. Passive/aggressive to the max.
@evestrat I know those feels as well. People never think about how their careless whimsy might affect others, especially when they don't rightly deserve to be ghosted. I'm sorry you experienced that, however.
@Stevil I'd rather know why and have that emotion to burn inside me to kill any sorrow within and replace it with rage than left wondering what it was I did wrong and whether or not this would happen to again with someone new.
@Stevil To each they're own friend.
It's been fun and it's been real, but it hasn't been real fun.
CallMeDave
Level 8
Apr 19, 2018
4
Personally? "You're too dominant"... LOL
3 months later I met my future husband who ran circles around him in every aspect.
Qualia
Level 8
Apr 19, 2018
4
That's karma at work right there. Glad it worked out! 
"You were something I needed at the time." And with that, a decade of marriage went down the tubes.
Mountain-Heathen
Level 5
Apr 19, 2018
4
Ug. That is wrong.
That's awful. I'm sorry
@Carla78: It happens. Also didn't help that we'd just bought a house a year prior. And that it was a few days before Christmas.
@Mountain-Heathen damn, even worse. I had someone break up with me right before Xmas, too.
It's not me, it's you!
Sticks48
Level 9
Apr 19, 2018
1
@Akfishlady It's my favorite break up line ever. ?
Haha Love it,
"I fancy you too much"
"I just suddenly changed my mind"
LMFAO !!
Nickbeee
Level 8
Apr 19, 2018
3
"I fancy you too much?" WTH is with that? "I'm too happy with you, so I'll find a worse choice."?
@vmfreesoul Apparently I was too good lmfao!! I mean after being around her yeh I really was no doubt.. You know though .. I would have gone through hell and back to help her in a non possessive sense as a mate. Some people just in a bubble I think matey and can't get out from my point of view anyway 
!!
My neighbor's HS boyfriend told her he'd just heard Freebird on the fm radio, and he has to be free.
CallMeDave
Level 8
Apr 19, 2018
3
"I need a relationship with Jesus right now."
ArticulateTone
Level 3
Apr 19, 2018
2
My dog is my soulmate and she’s dying so I have to spend all my time with her. Edited because I remembered how weird it was.
helionoftroy
Level 7
Apr 19, 2018
2
Not a line, per se... but I had someone break up with me on Valentine's Day, via email. It was so pathetic that all I could do was laugh and shake my head about it.
Not that I put any weight on Valentine's Day, personally, but it just added to the ridiculousness of the entire situation-- if a person has such little regard for someone they care for, as to just email them about an important issue in the relationship? It was probably a bullet well-dodged, to be honest.
tmaaz
Level 5
Apr 19, 2018
2
Valentines must trigger some folks. I had broken off with a guy after 7 dates a few months before, so it wasn’t even a relationship. I suspected he had problems, but breaking up proved it: he began stalking me. He did a big Valentines Day Suicide threat. Got a restraining order a week later and that stopped him!
i don't have the same feelings that i once had for you.
thepassionate1
Level 4
Apr 19, 2018
2
Classic line!
translates as, "I'm fucking potty - run like hell".
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