Sometimes it is ok to take a step back and admit you are being completely ridiculous.
I have NEVER been completely ridiculous. Frequently I'm vaguely ridiculous, occasionally somewhat ridiculous, often mildly ridiculous, sometimes slightly ridiculous, and maybe mostly ridiculous a few times, but I have NEVER been COMPLETELY ridiculous!
And if you ever accuse me of that again I'm coming to your house and I'm bringing my tuba, a pillowcase full of shredded lettuce, eleven spatulas, and a live (obviously) kookaburra!
Iβd pay to witness that! Especially the live kookaburra!
I live to make people laugh, do not care what I have to do to get that reaction!