what about the jesus-poop?

So I did a bit more Maths. if you go to communion once a day it would take 278.4 years give or take a leap year or two. I have no idea about the wine not sure how much is in a sip. If you are really devout and do communion twice a day then it is a far more manageable 139.2 years. But that means starting from the moment you are born.

Or you can just accept, that if the Last Supper ever happened at all. That it was just a bloke, telling his mates, that he would still be there in memory ( or spirit ) with them, whenever they broke bread and took wine together.

Which is actually rather profound and sweet, and a natural act of friendship. So that making it a ritual where payed professional con - artists make mumbo-jumbo out of it to fleece the innocent, really is a travesty.

Communion was just another weird ritual that puzzled my childhood brain -- why in the world would be it okay to eat a wafer that we are made to believe is the body of Christ? This didn't make sense to me as a child. Why would we be encouraged to pretend or believe we were eating flesh of a man, son of God or not? We all did it (took communion) and so it was thought to be good and holy. Puzzling.

This puzzled me as much as being told we are all descendants from Adam and Eve, and it was inferred that there was sibling incest in order to create the human race. Many years later I heard about the "Land of Nod" which was "East of Eden" but doesn't that mean that Adam and Eve were not the first (or only) persons on the earth? So, this giant story was created out of a small garden, one of many? The nuns at Catechism offered nothing to clarify my puzzlement.

Hilarious