I think we are all delusional

Smart Kid ! Somebody raised her right

I love it! When I tell people I perform humanistic weddings and funerals, they usually reply "oh, so you're non-denominational" and I correct them, "No my denomination is humanism." Now, if I can remember, I'll say, "No, I'm non-delusional."

This will be a perfect answer for some people questioning me. I will have to be careful so as not to insult some people, though I don't care about insulting some others.

Non-Delusional sounds very good really. Many in the church world will not even catch the meaning.

I like Non-Delusional as a faith, if you say it fast enough they will just think you are some weird offshoot of an Episcopalian sect or maybe some sort of Mormon, etc.
Personally, I love architecture and some of the churches and cathedrals are quite exceptional from an architectural standpoint so I just say that I don't cross those thresholds out of respect for the architecture - I wouldn't want to see the structure come crumbling down on my account.

I often heard the same: what church do you attend?
I simply said none, and moved on from the person.

Perfect

I wish I would have thought of that when I was younger. Maybe that would started me on the path of enlightenment earlier in my adult life.