I think we are all delusional

Smart Kid ! Somebody raised her right

I love it! When I tell people I perform humanistic weddings and funerals, they usually reply "oh, so you're non-denominational" and I correct them, "No my denomination is humanism." Now, if I can remember, I'll say, "No, I'm non-delusional."

This will be a perfect answer for some people questioning me. I will have to be careful so as not to insult some people, though I don't care about insulting some others.

Non-Delusional sounds very good really. Many in the church world will not even catch the meaning.

I like Non-Delusional as a faith, if you say it fast enough they will just think you are some weird offshoot of an Episcopalian sect or maybe some sort of Mormon, etc.
Personally, I love architecture and some of the churches and cathedrals are quite exceptional from an architectural standpoint so I just say that I don't cross those thresholds out of respect for the architecture - I wouldn't want to see the structure come crumbling down on my account.

Perfect

"Where do you go to church?"
Is one of the first things people ask you in some parts of this country.

I wish I would have thought of that when I was younger. Maybe that would started me on the path of enlightenment earlier in my adult life.