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Do you know the punishment for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

Lilac-JadeCanada 9 Oct 30
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Do you know the punishment for bigamy?

Two fathers-in-law.

This version is much more mirthful, or is it?

No big deal but it got me to wondering n stuff, and before I knew it I was off with the pixies.

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Charles Lindberg was a bigamist.

Bigamy is like monogamy if you have one spouse too many.

I guess if you consider common law marriages a marriage he was a bigamist as well as a white supremacist and Nazi.

@Lorajay As I thought it was off topic, I decided not to mention his Nazi connections and sympathies... but since you brought it up. Yeah, he was also a freakin' Nazi. There was actually a pretty strong Nazi movement, and support for Hitler, in the U.S., right up until the attack on Pearl Harbor.

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Why is this joke about women?

Apparently you belong to the Church of The Eternally Offended. Get a life!.

The last I checked, men weren't mothers.

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Double trouble! 😉

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My last mother-in-law liked me more than my ex-wife.

My first mother-in-law moved in with my ex-husband after her husband died. She called me and said I've got to get out of here and my second husband and I moved her.

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Harsh

bobwjr Level 10 Oct 30, 2021
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My first mother-in-law was so sweet, I probably stayed with my first husband an extra year and a half. My second mother-in-law wasn't sweet but she was extremely nice to me.

At least you didn't have them at the same time.

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Clear and present danger X 2

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Well, I don't want a mother-in-law called Hope... you know that Hope is the last thing to die.

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I loved my mother-in-law and would have liked to keep her.

I had a great mum-in-law, but we're not all so lucky.

I was going to say the same thing. Mine died in Jan. 2020. Lost my mother the same year.

@MyTVC15 Lost my mum-in-law in 2012.

My mother is still alive, age 93, in a care home, but we've been estranged for years. Trying to make up didn't work.

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If that doesn’t define “cruel and unusual” punishment, nothing does…

1 Mother-in-law is Cruel and Unusual Punishment, 2 is classified as Torture in the Extreme, any more would a Crime against Humanity...LOL.

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