ROFLOL, got my own back on the Trick or Treaters last night....LOL.
Spent the afternoon of Saturday making chocolate and gooey, rainbow coloured, runny marshmallow to create the GIANT cockroaches that were going to wrapped and handed out to the Trick or Treaters.
The first one to knock was my nephew, Henry, his parents had taken the effort to heart and wrapped him up in tattered strips of old stained but cleaned bed-sheets as a Mummy.
I offered him my 'Halloween Specials' he took one to taste, opened and almost crapped himself yelling, "Its a cockroach, I can't eat that," so I took it from him, ate it and said "Yummy, I might eat them all now."
It seems he discovered that they were made of chocolate and relented, took about 4 for himself and 2 each for his waiting parents and left on his merry scaring way...LOL.
After about a dozen other kids came a-knocking and were offered my "treats" and hearing them scream outside in the road as the opened them up I figured I had a very good Halloween for a change....LOL.