How to Incriminate Yourself for Dumbies
Reminds me of the famous case of a not so bright man recruited from the street and asked to take part in an identification parade at his local police station as he fit the general description of a man accused of mugging an old woman.
As the lady walked in to the ID parade room to see if she could spot her assailant the dumb fuck man pointed straight to her and yelled, "Hell yeah that's the bitch I robbed"