Marriage is like a yard sale. It looks good at first glance. But, up close, it's just a bunch of shit that I don't need.
I love yard sales but marriage I can do without. I alway seem to find little special things that stand out, not at all of them but there are some where you feel like you hit the jack pot. You haven't found that special "find".
"Dating" is the new "Yard Sale".
I want to get this tattooed on my forehead, backwards, so I can read it every time I look in a mirror!
I would argue it depends on your approach to yard sales. If you randomly drive around, sure. But if you know what you need, look in the paper for possible locations, you are far more likely to have a satisfiying experience. Or at least have fun while looking.
Yes!
LOL! So true! But the lure of having a companion, and hopefully someone who will care if you die or not is tempting.