Jesus was black

Those racist fucks

My favorite Bible story (I actually hate the Bible) is the one about the "Good" Samaritan.
Jesus and his gang of a dozen Jews in his story are all, you guessed it, Jewish!
Jews hated Samaritans.
Samaritans were promoting Communism, trying to take their firearms, promoting abortion, actively fighting for womens rights, advocating for everyone having a right to vote.
Frankly it doesn't matter what the Samaritans were for or against, they simply weren't Jews and were hated by the Jews.
If Jesus were alive today perhaps his story might be about a BLM member, or he might tell the story of the "Good" MAGA.
Every person I disagree with is a fucking Samaritan, but that doesn't mean that many of those Samaritans aren't "Good"
When the chips have been down I've been helped by people of all walks of life.
Yes some turn out to be MAGA after knowing them a few weeks because they're sweet helpful people only to see them turn into monsters as they talk about BLM much later.
I think if Jesus were alive today he'd tell the story of the "Good" Trans atheist.
Unless he were talking at an LGBT+ convention where he would tell the parable of the "Good" MAGA.
Not that I believe there's any truth to the story, but I'm frequently moved to tears by all forms of fairy tails.

Wait it was a dis-service to Catlics everywhere? By depicting Jabus as a Murdered black man? Yet the Rampent Pedophilia pales in comparison. Besides wasn't Jabus a Murdered Darkskined man from the middle east?