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Good God Above

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HankHunter13 7 Jan 24
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Level 9

What? Watching people masterbating isn't enough?

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Level 7

I would suggest getting stoned, but knowing his dad's words in the old testament, it probably wouldn't go well.

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Level 9

I thought he was into walking, donkey riding, woodworking and carpentry or is that more fiction?

Perhaps he should write the second edition of the Big Book of Outrageous Lies.

Shall we discuss and list his mythical failures?

  1. Tried to be a chippie (carpenter) but it went against his 'grain,'
  2. Tried training for the Olympics as a Marathon Walker but had to stop at every hill or mound and give sermons, FAILURE,
  3. Tried to become a Champion Donkey Jockey and win the 30 Shekels Oaks race at the Passover Meet in Jerusalem but instead made an Ass of himself, Failed again,
  4. Tried to introduce "Cross Fitting Training" to Judea but got hung up with his own image, Failure number 4,
  5. Tried to emulate the 'Terminator," saying " I'll be back" but 2,000 years later and still NO sign, Failure number 5,
    Anyone got any others they'd like to add?
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Level 9

I guess healing the sick is not his style. He liked washing feet, so maybe an attendant at a naturist colony. He's hot-headed and prone to violence, so maybe he should stick to fucking sheep,... I mean tending sheep...

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Level 7

Pilate-ease

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Level 9

Since "It" is only imaginary at best then "It"could IMAGINE itself up an imaginary hobby , could it not?

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Level 7

Wine tasting

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Level 8

How about collecting space junk?
There's 300,000 pieces of that stuff orbiting our planet, and Humans lack the capability (even though we put it up there).

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Level 8

Genealogy, cross-stitch, cruciverbalism, phd studies on the explication of divine eternality, foot fetishism, getting high, biblical scholarship with a focus on what you said, conduct classes in prestidigitation, legerdemain, haruspicy and extispicy for beginners, write a children's fairytale on physics for dummies, write a how to book on building an empire with two pieces of wood and three nine inch nails, hold master classes in how to cook lamb of god, read a book on what to pack when returning home after a long absence.

He tried all those, was not any good at them.
4

Level 8

Facist stoning?

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Level 7

I think curing diseases would be a great start, especially ones that develop in children. And then, or perhaps alongside he cured the desire of greed and war.

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Level 6

Lecturing at Liberty University.

Let's see how long he could keep his job.

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Level 9

Patercide, matercide and suicide.

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Level 10

Don't be a tool

bobwjr Level 10 Jan 24, 2022
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Level 9

To repent of his own existence?

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Level 8

Swimming pool tap dance.

Pay to see that..😂
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Level 8

Have sex with women.

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Level 7

Collecting nudge pictures of underage boys to give to the Vatican

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Level 6

Boy Scout leader

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Level 7

He could take up fishing. Maybe make some bread. I thought wine tasting was a good suggestion.

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Level 1

Man fuckin make me laugh more!!!

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Level 1

Eat shit u brain washed bitch

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Level 1

U will see we are in hell u will suffer soon enough

0

Level 1

Just fucking wait u cock suckin bitch

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Level 1

LMAOOOOOO

I've been waiting for this--real stupidity.

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