What? Watching people masterbating isn't enough?
I thought he was into walking, donkey riding, woodworking and carpentry or is that more fiction?
Perhaps he should write the second edition of the Big Book of Outrageous Lies.
Shall we discuss and list his mythical failures?
Genealogy, cross-stitch, cruciverbalism, phd studies on the explication of divine eternality, foot fetishism, getting high, biblical scholarship with a focus on what you said, conduct classes in prestidigitation, legerdemain, haruspicy and extispicy for beginners, write a children's fairytale on physics for dummies, write a how to book on building an empire with two pieces of wood and three nine inch nails, hold master classes in how to cook lamb of god, read a book on what to pack when returning home after a long absence.
He tried all those, was not any good at them.
I think curing diseases would be a great start, especially ones that develop in children. And then, or perhaps alongside he cured the desire of greed and war.
Collecting nudge pictures of underage boys to give to the Vatican
U will see we are in hell u will suffer soon enough
LMAOOOOOO
I've been waiting for this--real stupidity.