Even though nurses, most of them, hold to their strong understandings, etc, of their job we do HAVE our little' subtle" ways of correcting an irascible patient from time to time.
A couple of examples of nurses gaining well deserved retribution when necessary,

1. a Male urinal for a bed-ridden patient with the 'added' extras of a spoon or two of something like an ant-acid powder, really gets the attention of the patient,
2. a required bed-pan that has a layer of ice cubes conveniently spread around in it, chills out the hottest of arse-holes,
3. taking the temperature RECTALLY using a long stemmed flower rather than a thermometer and, ACCIDENTLY of course leaving the curtains around the bed opened wide ( works very well in multi-bed ward situations btw).
   So next time you are a Hospital Patient REMEMBER nurses ARE human too.

Give it to him in an enema, ...a lot of it.

@nogod4me Doesn't work that way unfortunately BUT taking his temperature, rectally with a long stemmed rose with thorns and photographing it may 'help' him learn to behave a bit better.