Now that IS what I would call a SHITTY thing to do.
According to a News report on the radio this a.m. some time last night in a small town north of where I live, at least 3 male persons broke into a Storage yard used by a number of local Haulage firms and stole a vehicle from the yard whilst the yard was in darkness as the township suffered a power failure last night.
The report states that Authorities are now searching for this very distinct vehicle and that anyone who sees, smells or BOTH should report the sight/scenting to Authorities as soon as possible since the stolen vehicle IS the ONLY licensed vehicle in the region that can and is used to Pump out and remove the contents of the Septic Tanks that are still in use around the town UNTIL the New Sewer System and Treatment Plant is completed probably some time in the next 2-3 months.
I guess those thieving little mongrels will TRULY find themselves to be in DEEP Shit when they get caught if not before when the smell gets around.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.The real story this is based on one happen in 2019 in Knox County, Tennessee, six days later a guy named Barrett L. Sizemore was arrest for the theft.
Since then the story has been retold as having happen in England, USA, Australia, south Africa, Europe and the WEST Indies. It is almost always taken up and reported by local media as light relief.
LenHazell53
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Feb 13, 2022
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Idiocy abounds.
Lilac-JadeCanada
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Feb 12, 2022
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You are not kidding either.
I just had a quick phone call from a friend who actually drives " the Honey Truck" and he tells me that parked right next to the Honey Truck was a 5 tonner loaded with 44 Gallon Drums of Diesel, Petrol, Motor Oil for Diesels and Petrol Engines, truck and car tyres and motor parts as well, probably valued in the hundreds of thousands of dollars if sold on the q.t. markets.
So how much is a truck load of Shit worth in comparison?
@Triphid A "shit load" of money!
@anglophone well with Diesel at approx. $1.69 per litre and Petrol at approx. $1. 50-$1.60 per litre I'll let you work out just whatv the Fuel would be worth on its own.
@Triphid Okay then, dumbarse idiots.
@Lilac-JadeCanada And they are going to love when the tanker on the truck starts to heat up during the day.
The ensuing 'aroma' will NOT be Chanel Number 5 by any means, more likely Sewer Numbers 7 through 20 at the very least....LOL.
@Triphid Oh that's right....you're in summer season.
@Lilac-JadeCanada Yep and up where they stole the "Honey Truck" it is predicted to hit 40 + Celsius today and tomorrow.
So the thieves will be the proud holders of a truck load of boiling bubbling stew of turds, etc, etc.
Just the merest whiff in the air and every crow from miles around will be hanging around I'd reckon.
@Triphid Oh & flies....don't forget flies.
@Lilac-JadeCanada Oh yes those flies.
Q. What has 4 wheels and flies?
A. the Honey Truck....LOL.
@Triphid Don't see them often here any more.....more out in the country now, than anywhere else.
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