If God is real he can say fucking hi... I hear fucking crickets!! God can suck my balls!!
Did a priest suck your testicles and swallow your semen ?
I am wondering how high you would jump if you actually just did get that sensation
God doesn't like to reveal himself too much. He's shy and insecure.
God called my name once but I did not get to look at him. I was in an apartment complex parking lot and underneath my car which I was working on. He was totally gone by the time I got out to look for him.
"don't forget to tighten the drain plug"!
This is the pared down PG version of the “Divine Hiddenness” problem. For an upscale rendering I would refer you to episode 21 of Emerson Greene’s Counter Apologetics podcast (from February 10/2018.) Give it a listen. He knows his shit.
He's playing hide and seek!
How many light years long is this galactic penis of your alleged gawd ?