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If God is real he can say fucking hi... I hear fucking crickets!! God can suck my balls!!

notconvinced887 4 Feb 13
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Did a priest suck your testicles and swallow your semen ?

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She doesn't wish to say "hi" when her great creation is crashing again. How do crickets sound when they are fucking?

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I am wondering how high you would jump if you actually just did get that sensation

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God doesn't like to reveal himself too much. He's shy and insecure.

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Maybe god is talking to you though the crickets and you just don't understand.

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God called my name once but I did not get to look at him. I was in an apartment complex parking lot and underneath my car which I was working on. He was totally gone by the time I got out to look for him.

"don't forget to tighten the drain plug"!

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I'll bet Thou is good at it, too.

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Is that you Cartman?

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This is the pared down PG version of the “Divine Hiddenness” problem. For an upscale rendering I would refer you to episode 21 of Emerson Greene’s Counter Apologetics podcast (from February 10/2018.) Give it a listen. He knows his shit.

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He's playing hide and seek!

How many light years long is this galactic penis of your alleged gawd ?

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