Judge rules Donald Trump must testify in New York investigation
"It wasn't me"
"I never done it"
"It's all his fault"
"I am being victimised"
"He is lying"
"They are all lying"
"You are lying"
"That evidence is fake"
"It was only business"
"Bigly! Bigly! Bigly!"
"Covfefe"
And hopefully the judge becomes annoyed by the lies and has him charged with perjury....