And to cap off his 'terrible last few days' the village idiot has just departed from my front door after telling me that his "vhs player is now chewing all beloved videos of ALL of the given by his most favourite T.V. Preachers."
He asked if I had ANY solution to his immense problem so I most kindly offered him an old hammer with a cracked wooden handle, a loose head and a plastic garbage bag.
Bloody Norah, what did he want me to do, give HIM my best hammer?
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I just can not imagine what he will come up with next. I wonder what his MRI would look like. Tangled wires, maybe. 
Betty
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Mar 3, 2022
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@Lilac-JadeCanada There had to be something there to control his walking and talking. Unless he is remote controlled. 
@Lilac-JadeCanada Bingo.
How did Satan get into his VCR?
Barnie2years
Level 8
Mar 1, 2022
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Must have been when I recommended to him that using a cloth made from kid skin to clean the outside casing would help to keep it shiny....LOL.
I thought the best hammer around the place was his head.
anglophone
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Mar 1, 2022
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Angle-grinders do a far better and quicker job I have found.
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