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And to cap off his 'terrible last few days' the village idiot has just departed from my front door after telling me that his "vhs player is now chewing all beloved videos of ALL of the given by his most favourite T.V. Preachers."
He asked if I had ANY solution to his immense problem so I most kindly offered him an old hammer with a cracked wooden handle, a loose head and a plastic garbage bag.
Bloody Norah, what did he want me to do, give HIM my best hammer?