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I woke up incredibly needy this morning. Masturbation didn't seem to resolve the issue totally. Maybe partial relief. I haven't tried the cold shower yet but that might be an option. Not sure what is bringing it on. Maybe its because its springtime.

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lbusche 7 Apr 24
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Level 4

Perhaps you need another person by your side?

Yes was probably what I was implying
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Level 9

It's for sure spring....been feeling that itch as well!

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Level 7

Spring...has...sprung.

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Level 7

?
Ok then, good morning.
Oh goodness...what to do with you...
Some damn salt peter, maybe?
Idk how to help that situation, geez.
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Emme Level 7 Apr 24, 2018
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isn't saltpeter an old wives tale

you probably do know but your just being coy

Ice bucket

Hands in the bucket until the pain is unbearable .. if still hard after this put beef paste on penis and find a honey badger !

@lbusche
Nope, it's not?

@lbusche
I'm just being a lady ?

@Nickbeee
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Awkward
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Funny
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@Nickbeee Nick, that was funny!

@BlueWave Haha thanks!! this whole thread is funny lol !!!!

@Nickbeee yikes again

Side note - Salt peter is made out of bat shit. Full of nitrates, used in gun powder.

@jeffy
People drink that cat shit coffee...?

@Emme LOL at this whole thread .. Glad you asked matey @lbusche lol ? Civit Cat's I think .. I have had it .. tasted like coffee that had been up a cat's arse to be honest lol !!!

Not bad though.. just can't stop rimming tigers which as you can imagine has some pretty tough side effects when they kick back !!

@Nickbeee
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THIS is why I love this site❣
People here have fun with the sharing.
Kudos to our socially awkward, in an endearing way, original poster for stirring up some healthy harmless fun.?
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Level 7

Jump on a plane and spend a week in either Costa Rica or Thailand. You'll probably come back married.

...Ew...

Or with the new Anti-biotic Resistant VD

@Donto101....

LOL! Depends on what kind of women he's spending time with. If he's going to be spending time with THAT kind, then I would highly suggest the Trojan Industrial Strength model.

Aren't they cracking down on tourism sex

@lbusche
Just go to Nevada, shees

@lbusche ithey are cracking down on the guys looking for under age girls.

@Donto101
That's always good. Because that's not healthy.
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Level 8

TMI, TMI, TMI....!!!!

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Level 8

Has someone put viagra in your coffee matey! ?

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Level 8

Is there nothing anymore that is Too Much Information?

Did anybody here really want to know that you woke up with an erection and masturbated? Members - Were y'all curious about @ibusche's erection this morning?

What's bringing it on? You're a human being! You have hormones. Humans with hormones like to fuck.

Wondering if you would say exactly this at a dinner party? Or a backyard barbecue?

Or is this some kind of advertisement for your virility?

well I am a free spirit so I am entitled. lol

@lbusche Maybe a little too free ?

LMAO!!!

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Level 8

Move to Australia, they have sheep, lots of them !

Ooo!

@buzz13 Well it is one way to satisfy your needs ?
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Level 9

Could be lol.

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