Oh FFS, not even 8.00am and I get a knocking on the door, already know who it is because I heard the signal bell tingle to tell that the gate had been opened, looked out my bedroom window and the Village and local area Evangeloon is walking towards my front door.
First words I hear " Are you awake, I need some suggestions as to how to get a horrible smell out of my car."
Unfortunately, having only just woken up the grey cells weren't quite as quick as they normally to come back with a suitable retort, so I dressed and answered the door instead.
I was then "requested, and I use the word loosely, very loosely btw, more like press-ganged imo, to walk to his front yard to check out this offending odour ( not that the B.O. emanating from Village wasn't bad enough imo to sour milk.
I collect my new 'friend" (a temporary one I hope) aka a walking stick with 4 rubber cupped feet and reluctantly follow him to his vehicle, boy, oh boy, to paraphrase Yoda, " The stench is strong in this one" ( the vehicle I mean as well as that emanating from Evangelidiot as well.
Anyone who has had un-desexed MALE cats or even de-sexed cats of both genders knows that cat urine is very unique in its lingering odour and Evangelidiots vehicle literally REEKS of Male Feral Tom-cat urine and faeces as well..
Not only had the village idiot abandoned his vehicle when it ran out of fuel, but he had left ALL the windows open as well as those in the canopy that cover the rear section of the vehicle which was originally designed to use for carrying loads of cargo such as crates, etc.
Judging by the very pungent odour I'd guess that at least 1 very large feral tom-cat hasd seized upon the opportunity presented and taken shelter from the down-pour in village idiots vehicle and then decided to ' claim' Squatters Rights until they retrieved the vehicle yesterday.
As far as I know there are ONLY a few methods for removing the ever lingering 'aroma' of tom-cat urine and they are,
a) make up a set of "smudge pots" fill them with rags soaked in Citronella oil, place them in the area where the urine odour is coming from and let them smolder away for at least 4-6 hours,
b) if it a vehicle such as a car, rail locomotive or rail carriage, then STRIP it OUT complete, scrub down everything from inside of it CONTINUOUSLY with a mix of 50-50 Ammonium based Disinfectant and Industrial strength Cleanser, you may be scrubbing for at least a couple hours for then few days though, do the same with the interior of the vehicle, or,
c) SCRAP the entire vehicle COMPLETELY, btw, this option works the best imo.
I've smelled plenty of odours that have emanated from Registered Catteries before but this one really takes the cake stench wise and I'm willing to lay odds on bets that Evangelidiot will do his usual and just ignore the advice given as per usual any way.