It has to be a Monday.
The village Idiot, aka Evangeloon, is in a mad panic atm, for 2 main reasons,

1. He arrived home later than usual, so he just informed me about 25 minutes ago, because he taking part in some obscure pre-Easter religious rite/celebration and they spent a number of hours praying according to him,
2. in his haste to get to bed and get some sleep so that he can, illegally imo cheat uon the Department of Social Security and the rest of all us decent Australians, he forgot to switch off the lights of his vehicle but remembered to shut off the engine though.
   Yes his vehicle is an older model which does not have the facility/capacity to automatically switch off the lights once the engine is switched off.
3. he has 2, , sets of keys that he carries with him, 1 set being the keys to his house, the other being a separate set for his vehicle, which he left locked in the vehicle last night as well.
   His BIG dilemma, he IS due at a home where he is booked to COMPLETE the job he undertook LAST week on Wednesday, to trim shrubs, mow the lawns and sweep the paths at precisely 9.30 am this morning and it is now 9.23am and he cannot get in to his vehicle WITHOUT smashing yet another window as he has done a few times before under similar circumstances.
   Now, given that his vehicle is of the older type, I could simply assist him by showing a method tried and tested that WILL open a door WITHOUT destroying a window but hey, it is HIS problem, his stupidity so why should I infer and meddle with the machinations of Karma.