The old adage of "A Fool and his being soon parted: most definitely rings true now.
Just looked out of my lounge-room window and what doI see passing slowly, as if searching for an address, but the local branch of the Royal Automobile Association Emergency Repair, Towing and Rescue vehicle.
Curious, I looked out of my front door and listened quietly as the R.A.A. Mechanic was being greeted by Evangelidiot and being told the sad story of how he lost a customers and is still owed $100.00 by that customer because he could not get to her house and complete the task because of his tiredness and him locking the car keys in his vehicle last night, etc, etc.
The Mechanic took a quick walk around the vehicle, stopped and opened the PASSENGER side door by merely OPERATING the door handle, then stopped, pulled out his pen and Billing book, wrote out the Bill for his visit, handed it to
Evangelidiot, smiled and walked back to his own vehicle.
For what seemed like an eternity, but was about 3 minutes, Evangelidiot shouted, ranted, raved, etc, etc, and SCREAMED that he was being PERSECUTED because he had been given a Bill in the amount of $250.00 for a " Call Out" by a Mechanic who did nothing but OPEN the unlocked door on the passenger's side of his vehicle.
Btw, the Fee of $250.00 is the STANDARD Call out Fee charged to Non-Members of the Royal Automobile Association and Evangeloon refuses to join the R.A.A. because, in his 'educated' mind (LOL) opinion the R.A.A. is a branch of the Freemasons.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button. Your neighbor and you would make a great sitcom series! Instead of My Favorite Martian it could be called My Favorite Evangeloon!
Barnie2years
Level 8
Apr 11, 2022
2
Know anyone in Hollywood that might be interested, I'd hazard to say that I at least enough 'material' to keep the series going for a minimum of 4 or 5 seasons at least.
I was also thinking, to keep it 100% Aussie flavoured that it could and should be called " Leave it to Dickhead."
@Triphid I know Dickhead wouldn’t make it past the censors here. BBC might pick it up!
@Barnie2years Geez what a boring and dull life it must be over in the United States of Absurdity.
Totally empty in the head.
Lilac-JadeCanada
Level 9
Apr 11, 2022
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As the saying we have out here goes, " The lights are on, BUT no-one is home."
@Triphid We have that saying here too as well as 52 cards short of a deck.
@Lilac-JadeCanada We also have one that goes, " No flies on him/her but you can see where they been though," and, " If brains were wool he wouldn't have enough to knit a pair of socks for a canary."
@Triphid My husband's favourite.....about as smart as a sack full of hammers..
@Lilac-JadeCanada " A few sandwiches short of a Picnic, " "the Coop is there but the chickens never arrived," " He was born in the dark and is still waiting for his brain to arrive," " If brains were gunpowder he could NOT manage a small spark," " the lights are on but there is No-one at home."
@Triphid Lots of good ones. A few bricks short of a load.
@Lilac-JadeCanada As my Dad used to say about a certain "workmate" he was always checking up on because he was both useless as well as danger to everyone else around him, " this bloke was born with a howling Cyclone blowing through his head because there was NOTHING in the middle to stop it and there never has been ever since."
@Triphid Puts real meaning into the word ''airhead''.
The word "stupid" in the dictionary should have a picture of him beside the definition with the warning, "Don't be like this one". lol
Betty
Level 8
Apr 11, 2022
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Too mild a description for this......person......
@Lilac-JadeCanada It was the nicest one I could think of. lol
@Betty Oooooo.......''nice'' doesn't suit this case either.
@Lilac-JadeCanada But it does suit me. 
OMG
To not have tried the other doors. Seriously this is the kind of thing you read about and can not believe people are so stupid.
So won't join the RAA but will ring them when needed stays right up there with his inablility to think things through.
Budgie
Level 8
Apr 11, 2022
3
Yes. His inability to think things through comes from his inability to think at all.
That is fucking HILARIOUS!
The price of stupidity is "bloody expensive".
anglophone
Level 9
Apr 11, 2022
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Any REALLY good Surfing beaches over your way, one that are INFESTED with sharks all year round, and I mean Bull sharks in particular because he was discussing with a visitor yesterday arvo about going surfing on the W.A. coast rather than heading down to S.A. later this year.
I'd truly love to recommend a few W.A. beaches to him because even if the sharks reject him, the drive is long and tedious so he MAY decide to remain there permanently with luck, even a few months without him would be great as well.
@Triphid What have you got against sharks?
@anglophone NOTHING but they do need feeding don't they?
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