I had a buddy who always call his favourite pub His Church, 'heading off to church for a couple of brews' he'd say.

@SnowyOwl I had a gay friend who said when he lived in San Francisco, there was a bar called "Church". He said he told his mom he went to church every Sunday without fail.

When I knew him, he was in recovery, so I guess he went to church a bit too often.

@snytiger6 Too many amens and hallaleujahs can lead to long term issues.

As in the saying? So incompetent that he couldn't organize a piss up at a brewery.

No, over here that Status is reserved for Politicians, Religious Leaders and the like.
Plus they get the added fame of being " Too bloody useless to be unable punch a hole in wet paper bag."

So does the local Evangelidiot so it seems, just went out to check my Rain Gauges and he is laying in his front yard surrounded by empty booze bottles and in, i assume a very drunken sleep, almost a coma possibly.
And yes, it has been raining here all night so he is definitely getting a well needed and well required FREE shower sans the soap unfortunately.
Yes, I guess there are those who are thinking I SHOULD go out and help him to get in to his house and dry off BUT when it rains and my hair gets wet I just cannot seem to do a darned thing with.

Hey I don't drink booze usually but does farting at Jesus make me a Non-saint by any chance....LOL.

The one that the poster or the responder is most fluent in?

It says Malagasy, the national language of Madagascar.