Or a handy Turkey Baster perhaps PLUS a kindly BI male friend as well.

Judging by that simpering smile I'd hazard to guess that SHOULD one look deep enough in to his eyes, one would have the PERFECT view of the INSIDE of the back of his head.

Or as we say in Australia, "No brains with No balls to match as well."

SO, that was you I saw handing her the $50 as I was pulling up my taxi to drop off her next punter then was it. LOL
Keep an eye on the old fella, rumour has it that she is riddled with Genital Herpes....LOL, but fear not, they ARE the Holy variety of course.

@Triphid it was your $50...thanks for paying the tab.

@phoenixone1 No wucking forries there Mate, do the same again any time...LOL.

Hum, as I recall as saying heard often from my late Great Uncle, "In religious families, the Priest usually COMES more than does the husband."
I now leave it up to those reading it to form their own opinions/takes, etc, as to it TRUE meaning.

OR put his missus on both the pill and a leash as well.