Please, please excuse any typos that may occur here at present but I am trying to typo, laugh and cry laughing at the same time.
Not more that 5 minutes AFTER ranting and raving at my door then leaving to TRY to obtain a Search Warrant has Evangelidiot just returned to my door, head hung low, looking quite shamed, demure, etc, etc.
And the these words came out of his almost as though he trying to vomit up poison, "Hmm, er, hmm, er, ummm, er, er, well I just remembered that I was around at Greg's house last night and it was his birthday so we had a few drinks of Rum and cola, when I was leaving to head home the Police drove past his house and Greg suggested that I walk home or call a taxi rather than drive and maybe get picked up for being D.U.I. so now I know where my car is, goodbye."
With no word of apology he simply turned his back and walked off, though it was quite enjoyable to actually see him humbling himself as well as apologizing to boot.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.There has to be a book in this adventure you have next door. Payback for all your headaches.
Barnie2years
Level 8
May 6, 2022
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A few title ideas have crossed my mind lately.
But my biggest concern is as to whether or not it should be published in series form or a just the volume?
One title that seems to pop up on a regular basis, and apologies to the Group who released "Living Next Door to Alice" is " Living Next Door to an Evangelidiot".
Arse.
Lilac-JadeCanada
Level 9
May 5, 2022
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Add HUMUNGOUS for good measure.
@Triphid Sounds good to me.
He has totally "lost the plot". He is rapidly becoming a danger to both himself and to other people.
anglophone
Level 9
May 5, 2022
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"Lost the plot" you say, doubt IF he was ever on it or had one in the first place.
@Triphid Yes, it is extremely unusual for me to try to be polite and give him the benefit of the doubt, but I thought I should in this case. 
Wow. Wish you could get a restraining order against him for harassment. He just doesn't quit. A real yo-yo.
Betty
Level 8
May 5, 2022
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I could BUT as the Police Officer advised me "it is, though it sounds quite ridiculous at first, far better to wait until it fully becomes a last resort and the police make the application on your behalf because then it carries far, far more weight legally speaking."
Plus, as he also said, "with the camera system I have and that the neighbourhood also knowns about, including him, if he steps even a millimetre out of line then we have him with undeniable proof positive."
@Betty Maybe he is one of the reasons why they outlawed the use of DDT, he is, perhaps a scientifically proven example of how DDT erodes the brain, LOL.
Personally, I'd put it down to, as he admitted years ago, living on drugs, alcohol and magic mushrooms with the Hippies up at a place called Nimbin.
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