Sky Daddy does seem to move in mysterious ways his miracles to perform....LOL.
Went out side to put Cloud, the budgie, and her cage on to the shelf on the veranda for the day and to put out the usual morning seed breakfast for the other birds when Evangelidiot calls to over the fence.
"See what has happen to my car," he says, " Went up to see if Paul would loan me the money from church funds, got stuck in that thick gooey gray river mud right up to the bottoms of the doors, couldn't dig myself out because I never carry any tools, they take up too much space, never realized that I was on the wrong road into Sunset Strip, had to try to walk back to the main road to get help, fell over in the mud heaps and heaps, the police came along and called in the National Parks Service people because my car was on a N.P.K.W.S. was on a clearly posted restricted access road, they pulled my car out and dragged it back to the main sealed road then handed me a bill from them for Towing Fees of $1,587, a fine from them for another $1,350 and then they are going to send me bill for the damages to the road which they estimate the repairs will cost between $2,600 and $3,800 which if I don't pay in Full or make suitable arrangements to means they can take legal action to seize my car and any others things to the value of the fines, etc, so y bank account where I've been hiding the money I've earned from my Garden and Yard Business plus the money I was keeping for my trip down to South Australia to get a temporary job on a fishing trawler, (more than likely imo spending time surfing and annoying all the locals) will have to taken out of all the accounts, put in my own real account and then sent to those heathen black bastards ( Yes, the Rangers with the N.P.W.S. around here are mostly native aboriginals) so they don't come and steal everything from me."
I sincerely felt like responding with a clear and unmistakable " Shit happens," followed by the huge belly laugh that I was trying to suppress but he stormed off before I had even a chance to respond.
Same day, time, approx. 11.30 am.
Village Evangelidiot returns homer after taking vehicle to a car-wash at a busy local Service Station, spends over an hour cleaning the caked on mud from the vehicle after paying $15.00 dollars for the usage of the Car-wash then drives away leaving the car-wash floor area completely in mud and sludge even thought there signs nicely requesting patrons to hose down the areas when finished or legal actions will be taken as a last resort.
The cruncher is so he had to, not that I even give a frogs fart of course before washing down his vehicle, he took everything out his pockets, wallet, id, etc, etc, and left in the keeping of the Attendant on duty, now, he MUST go back, face the music for NOT washing down the are he used, pay what ever they decide he must for being an arse-wipe and then ask nicely to have his property returned.
And to top it all off as well, he needs to either buy a new rear bumper and a new towing hitch assembly due to them being damaged during the vehicle getting extracted from the mud or have them fixed by a Certified and reputable firm as well.
So I guess the wood-heater repairs will be on hold for quite some time yet.
I enjoy these stories but I would like to remind everyone that KARMA is not a giant universal payback system equipped with intelligence and just waiting to right a wrong. Deep down most of us know this but we continue to speak of Karma this way. Karma is simply doing. It does not get you back nor does it get even.
In this case KARMA is used to describe the outcome not the intent.
It could all have been prevented if you had told him in the first place that Paul was not there. I know he is a complete idiot and not a honorable one either but I still feel you should have told him. He has enough on his plate as it is.
Disagree. I see Triphid fulfilling his duties as an agent of Karma. I see no reason give any quarter to scoundrels such as Mr Payne.
I would think if evangidiot had half a brain he would have called before leaving to make sure Paul was expecting him as a common courtesy before leaving, and just doing that courtesy woudl have saved him the (expensive) trip.
@snytiger6, @anglophone Nah, I cannot agree with you there. It is not anyones business to be an agent of Karma. That seems to backfire me thinks.
@Jolanta Karma has never backfired on me. What I have observed is that people very rarely change. I also have an issue with anybody trying to take advantage of me, or in this case Payne trying to take advantage of Triphid's good nature by way of moral blackmail.
Excuse @Jolanta BUT do I look like I work for Australia Post, Telstra or the like?
Beside IF I were to tell that the sun was shining AND said whilst we were BOTH standing out in it the sunlight it is an Odds on bet that he argue that I was completely wrong anyway.
In case it slipped past you at some time earlier, HE is the kind that is ALWAYS 100% Right and everyone else is WRONG because He knows God and Jesus.
@Jolanta FYI, ever since he moved out here to live EVERYBODY, and I do mean EVERYBODY that has either tried to welcome him, treat him decently, etc, etc, has gotten treated like SHIT in return or even worse.
For example, I learned that he was only getting the Dole payment each fortnight, well that I what he told everyone, including me, and with the colder weather coming on I thought I could and should do the right thing and get permission from a Sheep Grazing property whose owner has been a good and great friend for decades, take him out and help him by getting us both a few loads of firewood a couple of times each winter.
Yeah fine, UNTIL he started using my kindness and my friends goodwill to earn himself extra cash money by sneaking out late in the afternoons, loading up with fire wood and then selling it around town for cash.
And how did I learn about this, simple, he made a mistake and gave a customer MY phone number instead of his.
Out of that I almost lost the decades long friendship and respect of a family I had known since the Property was in the name, not the of the son, but of his father.
You are correct...Mr. Payne could have avoided the mess he got himself into if only he would have used the monies from his secret accounts to have his wood-burner repaired. Instead he tried to get money from other sources thinking they would take pity on him. The man is a self-righteous scammer who uses and abuses everyone in his path, then claims to be a good christian.
He could have avoided all of that since he had money in a secret account but KARMA had other ideas.
It's going to be a cold long winter for one sorry excuse of a man. lol
He is also a white racist. He is deserving of a tribal punishment of a spear in a leg: [creativespirits.info]
@anglophone He may deserve it but I doubt he'll get it. He's a coward and self preservation would have kept his mouth shut in their presence.
@anglophone WHAT soil a perfectly good spear with the skin and blood of an utterly disgusting human turd like him, you have to kidding.
@Betty, @Betty Not really as I was informed yesterday by the father of the Aboriginal family whom he has been harassing on and off ever since they moved in to the neighbourhood about 5 months ago.
I often have a chat with them if they are out in their front yard when I go past on a walk, the father and I often chat over the fence as he walks past my house and vice versa but yesterday he was not his usual self, more like sad, troubled, etc, etc, so I asked him in for a coffee to try to at least cheer him him uo some how.
The tale that unfolded was far worse than I even knew given how the Evangelscum has been heard boasting to some "friend" over his cell phone of his victories over a " Stinking, filthy black Coon family who dared to move in to the same area as he lives."
Also their youngest child, a girl aged 9 years was subjected to a tirade of utterly disgusting comments, many of them racial in nature, by Evangelscum when she was walking home from school recently, the girl had enough nous to use her mobile phone to actually record it all and that matter is now in the hands of a Law Firm.
@Triphid Good for her. It's high time for that evil wretch to serve time.
What a selfish, swindling, deceitful swine.
And those are his GOOD points, LOL.