Zee Babblin’ Bible
Many folks touting that almighty glory
betting it all on the bible story
Noah hoists elephants onto a boat
unicorns croak cause the fuckers can't float
Burning bushes and talking snakes
parting seas for goodness sake
grilled cheese sandwiches and weeping walls
God hates homos, cut off their balls
It scares me shitless so many swayed
the deaths the damage, the price that we’ve paid
Jesus and angels and a pearly gate
Judgment, nonsense, ignorance and hate
It goes against science, there's no proof at all
It's unfair and unjust that we all take this fall
religion has given us one scary assed ride
but what can you do?
They’ve got God on their side
CD
Anyone who has ever studied Greek or Roman Mythology knows that there are stories in the Bible (like Noah and the flood) that mimic mythology, which was written much earlier than the Bible. So, whats to say that people have been duped and taught to believe stuff that was taken from mythology. The writers of the Bible were not stupid. The plan to manipulate was really quite genius. Particularly because they knew that the majority of people living during that time were illiterate and would accept whatever they were told by the learned.
Um..for being an agnostic website, people talk about the Bible a lot. Who cares what the Bible says?? It's all nonsense anyway.
The Sumerian texts make more sense..they tell of two Sumerian "gods" helping Noah build a submarine and storing animal DNA inside, not real animals.