He could convince himself that he is Jesus Christ (that has happened to other people before) and he could wander off into the desert in search of a burning bush (or whatever) and never be seen again. He might make a meal for the local scavengers: wedge-tailed eagles and dingoes.

@anglophone Sir, you have a depraved sense of humor, and I love it.

Someone should tell him that his "jesus" is punishing him for being a bad boy and if he wants "jesus" to love him again, he has to make up for his bad deeds. Who knows, it might be just what he needs to hear. Then again, the crocodiles get hungry too. lol

My sense of humor is no better than yours. lol

@anglophone You've got to be KIDDING I hope, no decency, self-respecting Wedgie or Dingo would ever allow itself to sink so low.
They DO have far, far better tastes than that, would probably be the crows, flies, ants would be lining up to enjoy the garbage on offer.

@Triphid You're protecting the wildlife, I see.

@Betty Well since crows flies and ants are all that particular as what they eat then I am ensuring them of a good meal....LOL.

That's what you say to a drilling rig!

Did someone get out the wrong side the crib this morning perhaps @Storm1752?
Or maybe Mommy is wee bit late in changing your full diaper atm, is that the problem?

@Triphid My full diaper atm? Never heard of it. Only pointing out you're not Mark Twain. Trying to be humorously flippant, but I am sorry if I hurt your feelings.

@Storm1752 Do you know what is nice about this site? If you don't like something, find it boring, or you think it's too silly, then the option to scroll past and move on to another post or comment is available. With so many different subjects to choose from, complaining about a comment or post appears petty.

@Storm1752 Thank you ever so much for your most kind comments, etc, etc.
I do so, most sincerely, hope that all your pubic hairs become in-grown and annoy you incessantly.

@Storm1752, @Betty But @ Betty, is such an action as moving on to other postings, etc, RATHER than attempting to be an Arse-wipe something that ONLY the intelligent members of Agnostic.com do ?
Imo, you may expecting a wee bit to much from one so small of mind and big of self-image.

@Triphid I learned that it is better to be sweet than sour. You know the old saying...you'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar. The one my mom used often is...you don't have to be rude, be kind to teach.

I may be expecting a wee bit to much but then again, it may be just enough.

@Betty Fair enough but I do have a tendency to jump to the rescue of those whom I see as good and close friends and, imo, his comment was not only TOTALLY uncalled for, but rude, disrespectful and something deserves no kindness in return.

@Triphid I hear you. We could probably keep this going on forever, defending each other.

His comment about your post was totally disrespectful not only to you but to everyone here that very much enjoy and look forward to the continuing story of "Evangeloon's Never Ending F... ups".

You are appreciated. At least by 99.999 %. There is always one in the crowd.

@Betty Hey, SORRY!!! Sometimes I'm in a bad mood and project outward. I just skimmed it, don't even know or care what it's about. I'm sure it's not boring, okay?
My bad.

@Storm1752 Okay.

At present the ONLY real danger around here is that which he brought upon himself.
I'm kind of hoping to catch a wee glimpse of him as he eventually returns home so I see how his facial bruises are starting to appear.

@Triphid Well lets hope he doesn't get violent where he hurts anyone else.

@Lilac-JadeCanada From the years of experience in having him as neighbour, etc, I can safely say that imo he is the typical "barbers cat" in that he IS blow and bluster but when the crunch comes he, as it has a few times before, he folds up a wet tissue and heads for the hills, so to speak, with his tail between his legs.

@Triphid Okay, but I wouldn't trust him not to crack.

@Lilac-JadeCanada "Crack," he's already cracked, a 100% Crackpot imo, but as violence goes he is scared almost shitless of me after he threatened me about 7 years ago with a knife and my response was to thank him for bringing me exactly what I would need to " alter his future from being a man to a Eunuch after I got him on to the ground and de-sexed him slowly.
Since he had already seen me skin, gut and bone out a fully grown goat for dog meat during one trip to get firewood I guess he imagined himself on the receiving end of my butchering skills.

@Triphid Oh okay, so hopefully he remembers to never cross you.

@Triphid Oh my! I can almost imagine the look on his face at the possible outcome of his ill fated attempt at a threat.

He calls himself a christian. It would be interesting to know what his definition is. His actions belie any description I have ever heard.

@Lilac-JadeCanada In all truth and fact I am a non-violent person who has been involved in only 3 confrontations in my life and each of those was for the sake of another person and not myself, but he will never will be told that snippet of information since, I believe, that the fear brought on by the threat alone can be the best deterrent of them all in most cases.

@Lilac-JadeCanada, @Betty If you were to ask for my opinion regarding his "christianity" as per behaviours, etc, etc, then my answer would be that he is as far from being what a christian is supposed to be as is the Sun from the centre of the Universe.
I think, using cinematic parlance, he is a Grifter, a User of others, an almost professional sympathy seeker and pretty has reached the level of being a complete low-life.

@Triphid No need for him to know any of the reasons.

We can but hope, though I doubt that those blokes will sink that low and dirty their hands with Evangeloon blood.

Well here's hoping he get breathless rather quickly and the guys catch up with him.
I do most sincerely hope that they do NOT fracture any bones in their hands or fingers though, that WOULD be a terrible outcome.