I have a loon like that across the road. She is not as bad as his loon though.

@misstuffy Wanna swap 'loons perhaps?

@Triphid Sure, this one will come over and demand to know your religious status, i.e. are you a Christian, she will spout Bible verses at you to prove what a Christian SHE is. I happened to have read one that morning that refuted hers and she had never heard of it. She will call you while you are at work and want to pray with you. Arms will go up in the air as she looks heavenward and begins praising God, we are standing out by the road in Rural IA! At the same time she will deny it was her dogs that you caught red pawed after they tore up your livestock because "I don't have any pictures" of them doing it. Let me know if still interested.

@misstuffy You've got it dead easy with that one then.

@Triphid I stay away from the witch. She is entitled to the hilt.

WHAT, you must be joking, share such wonderful and valuable beverages with scum?
Jeez Louise I would NOT even consider giving them a piece of well used toilet paper to either wipe their face or dry their eyes.

@Triphid They always refuse, and have a coupla warm rhuey beers ready just in case

@puff Hey this one is WELL known for taking trips out to the local Rubbish Tip and searching through everything to find discarded foodstuffs that are months, etc, out of date, bottles of discarded booze, usually the home-made stuff that the maker decided was not worth drinking and a whole more things discarded as well.

Worry yourself not, it take very little effort at all.

@Triphid I will try my best.

They very well may think that if they keep pounding at the door of resistance it will eventually crack and they will get in. They justify their action with the notion they are saving you. In the end it is a form of bullying.

@Betty "In the end it is a form of bullying." Yes!

@anglophone How could you say that about those poor mis-understood, peace-loving, utterly harmless Christfools, can anyone name a single instance in human history where them and their system of belief has EVER NOT done anyone harm?

With NORMAL people you'd be 100% right but with these Evangeloon Fools I'd hazard that the ONLY true way to get the message across to them would via complete brain replacement surgery at least.

Thank you, I did try BUT should there be a next time I now have a pressurized water filled fire extinguisher ready and waiting beside the door jst to " re-refresh" the "blessings" given when they were christened/baptised of course.

Nah, a kick in the family "jewels" with a steel-toed boot tends to leave a lasting mental impression so I have been informed.

@Triphid LOL He has to have a pair for you to kick him in the cajones.

@SnowyOwl Hey at least IF they are non-existent then his crotch and the toe of my boot can meet and collide a whole lot easier....LOL.