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@LenHazell53 Q.Victoria has much to answer for also?

@FrayedBear Have you ever read any of Prof. Margaret Murry books, a noted historian and social anthropologist. She had some "seemingly" fairly weird ideas about the royal families of Europe, their traditions and religious practices, dating back to the time of the Pharaohs that have held true until today.
When Our "belove'd" queen died a earlier this year my wife demanded to know how I knew she would pass away almost to the day (I said 31st of August) a prediction I made in 2015 using the methods and time tables calculated by Professor Murray that had governed the reigns of every English monarch since William the conqueror up until her death in 1963 (she believed Elizabeth II's rule would finish no later than 2015 equalling that of her ancestor Victoria (63 years six months and 30 days) had this held true ER would have died or abdicated Mid August/ early September 2015 instead an "Apis Bull" was sacrificed instead Armin, Prince of Lippe (18 August 1924 – 20 August 2015,) a distant cousin of the queen.
Unfortunately the book in which she discussed this most fully "The Divine King in England: A Study in Anthropology" is almost impossible to get hold of having been out of print since the 1950s with even the British National library copy having gone missing.
Fortunately her pupil Michael Harrison quoted from this book and others by his mentor liberally in his works

Define "effing".
Coitus on top of a grave ranked below on to of a mausoleum, which was below the church pew. On top of the altar was highest points. But to be blessed by the servant has got to rate extra brownies particularly if anal as well.

@FrayedBear It's a euphemism, obviously.

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@FrayedBear Even 8f it ain't what was originally advertised, they're still effing nuts

@Flyingsaucesir cannot disagree if delusional & deluded is your nuts.
I noted that it is an evangelical church in Brazil. It didn't say which but as the most offensive evangelists these days originate in America the probability is that this has American delusion behind it.

@FrayedBear Brazil has a lot in common with the USA. Trump and Bolsonaro are out of the same mold.

@Flyingsaucesir I'm glad with hindsight that I didn't migrate there.

No it fucking ain't!

The use of the female superior position, as opposed to the classic missionary position, indicates that this is a very progressive Christian church!

Really? The church prohibits certain positions? I'm clueless

If you're lesbian . . . But
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The woman wouldn't be Lisa Sparxxx, would she?

The Wickerman is a great movie, fortunately was able to watch it on DVD years ago.

Me-me make hole in your body!

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@FrayedBear typical from a humorless australian idiot who fails to understand satire, now go mourn your stupid queen.

@Mofo1953 will you achieve wisdom by your next birthday? I doubt it.

@FrayedBear I'm already wiser than you can ever aspire to be, not that imbeciles, especially Aussie imbeciles like you could ever be, but at least try to sound less of a cretin, guess that's too much to ask. Anyway, go suck your new King's dick as all lackeys like you must do.

@Mofo1953 dumbass. I yawn at your comment.

@FrayedBear sure, anything to open your cocksucking mouth and suck charles dick, all you british lackeys do it so why even bother to reply, oh right, because you're an imbecile who doesn't even realize you must suck british cock.

@Mofo1953 you prove your stupidity & ignorance.

@FrayedBear because you say so? What a dumb fucking briton cocksucking asshole you are, I have proven your stupidity many times, you're on a league of your own in moronic level.

@Mofo1953 you don't know anything about me.

@FrayedBear everybody here knows you're an Aussie, ergo a Briton lackey who is obligated to kiss the king's ass.

Nah. The real problem is that he has got brewer's droop!

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Lilith refused to be tupped by Adam and become pregnant, so god cursed her and made her the demon who causes cot death and infant mortality, by smothering children.
It is a Jewish myth not a Christian one originating in the second century AD, there was an earlier Mesopotamian class of demons called the Lilith (the dark walkers) who caused men to have involuntary night emissions by seducing them in their sleep.

And if you are an exhibitionist, this is the way to go!

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