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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I wonder if the pastor knows that this is an ancient gnostic ritual called the Hieros Gamos, adopted by the primitive church from wicker ritual meant to encourage fertility.
Under modern Christian lore this is actual "Black magic"
LenHazell53
Level 9
Sep 13, 2022
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Even weirder -
[snopes.com]
@FrayedBear
Yeah
"Oh dear I'm fainting, some one pounce on me quick and give me a quick Elisha-gasm"
@LenHazell53 Q.Victoria has much to answer for also?
@FrayedBear Have you ever read any of Prof. Margaret Murry books, a noted historian and social anthropologist. She had some "seemingly" fairly weird ideas about the royal families of Europe, their traditions and religious practices, dating back to the time of the Pharaohs that have held true until today.
When Our "belove'd" queen died a earlier this year my wife demanded to know how I knew she would pass away almost to the day (I said 31st of August) a prediction I made in 2015 using the methods and time tables calculated by Professor Murray that had governed the reigns of every English monarch since William the conqueror up until her death in 1963 (she believed Elizabeth II's rule would finish no later than 2015 equalling that of her ancestor Victoria (63 years six months and 30 days) had this held true ER would have died or abdicated Mid August/ early September 2015 instead an "Apis Bull" was sacrificed instead Armin, Prince of Lippe (18 August 1924 – 20 August 2015,) a distant cousin of the queen.
Unfortunately the book in which she discussed this most fully "The Divine King in England: A Study in Anthropology" is almost impossible to get hold of having been out of print since the 1950s with even the British National library copy having gone missing.
Fortunately her pupil Michael Harrison quoted from this book and others by his mentor liberally in his works
As the congregation sings, “Coming again! Coming again! Jesus is coming again!”
p-nullifidian
Level 8
Sep 13, 2022
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These people are effing insane.
Flyingsaucesir
Level 8
Sep 13, 2022
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Define "effing".
Coitus on top of a grave ranked below on to of a mausoleum, which was below the church pew. On top of the altar was highest points. But to be blessed by the servant has got to rate extra brownies particularly if anal as well.
@FrayedBear It's a euphemism, obviously.
@FrayedBear Even 8f it ain't what was originally advertised, they're still effing nuts
@Flyingsaucesir cannot disagree if delusional & deluded is your nuts.
I noted that it is an evangelical church in Brazil. It didn't say which but as the most offensive evangelists these days originate in America the probability is that this has American delusion behind it.
@FrayedBear Brazil has a lot in common with the USA. Trump and Bolsonaro are out of the same mold.
@Flyingsaucesir I'm glad with hindsight that I didn't migrate there.
All that's needed is a camera and these people are all making a porno.
Sgt_Spanky
Level 8
Sep 13, 2022
3
The Da Vinci Code right there...the Holy Grail......
phoenixone1
Level 8
Sep 13, 2022
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Didn't I see some kind of cult fertility ritual of this sort many years ago in the horror film Harvest Home with Bette Davis?
TomMcGiverin
Level 8
Sep 13, 2022
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She is on top! Is that allowed by that church?
MyTVC15
Level 7
Sep 13, 2022
3
No it fucking ain't!
The use of the female superior position, as opposed to the classic missionary position, indicates that this is a very progressive Christian church!
Really? The church prohibits certain positions? I'm clueless
If you're lesbian . . . But
[snopes.com]
Holy Jesus!!!! Ohh, Goooooddddd....
(They might have to wait a while for the second coming...)
racocn8
Level 9
Sep 13, 2022
3
The woman wouldn't be Lisa Sparxxx, would she?
Of course they haven't been 'blessed' yet. God doesn't approve of a woman being on top.
JackPedigo
Level 9
Sep 14, 2022
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I wish that was real, sadly not. It is two women doing something biblical - yeah, sure. She liked it.
Beowulfsfriend
Level 9
Sep 14, 2022
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despite the miscaptioning, for those who saw the movie, Midsommar, you're probably thinking of the scene i'm thinking of. Excellent movie about cults and highly recommend it to those who have not seen it. The Wickerman (73) is the only other (better) movie that precedes Midsommar.
MacStriker
Level 7
Sep 13, 2022
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The Wickerman is a great movie, fortunately was able to watch it on DVD years ago.
Entertaining, however always useful to fact check claims like this.
From Snopes:
Photo Does Not Show Couple Unable To Conceive Having Sex in Church
The church in Brazil explained in a series of Facebook posts about what the two people were actually doing onstage.
Further details here:
[snopes.com]
Zealandia
Level 8
Sep 13, 2022
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Fucking lunatics.... oh wait, that could be a description of that photo lol
JonnaBononna
Level 7
Sep 13, 2022
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Where where? I want more children.
But Snopes says it is miscaptioned. [snopes.com]
In the photograph, the woman on the bottom apparently fainted, which prompted the church to reenact something that was described in the Bible. The verses referenced in the reporting were 2 Kings 4:32-35: "When Elisha reached the house, there was the boy lying dead on his couch. He went in, shut the door on the two of them and prayed to the Lord. Then he got on the bed and lay on the boy, mouth to mouth, eyes to eyes, hands to hands. As he stretched himself out on him, the boy’s body grew warm. Elisha turned away and walked back and forth in the room and then got on the bed and stretched out on him once more. The boy sneezed seven times and opened his eyes."
St-Sinner
Level 9
Sep 13, 2022
2
Holy meme making.
DenoPenno
Level 9
Sep 13, 2022
2
Me-me make hole in your body!
Does the head holding by the pastor mean this is a threesome? Aren't all others cheering the fucking, voyeurs?
Mofo1953
Level 9
Sep 13, 2022
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For once you came to the same conclusion but? [snopes.com]
@FrayedBear typical from a humorless australian idiot who fails to understand satire, now go mourn your stupid queen.
@Mofo1953 will you achieve wisdom by your next birthday? I doubt it.
@FrayedBear I'm already wiser than you can ever aspire to be, not that imbeciles, especially Aussie imbeciles like you could ever be, but at least try to sound less of a cretin, guess that's too much to ask. Anyway, go suck your new King's dick as all lackeys like you must do.
@Mofo1953 dumbass. I yawn at your comment.
@FrayedBear sure, anything to open your cocksucking mouth and suck charles dick, all you british lackeys do it so why even bother to reply, oh right, because you're an imbecile who doesn't even realize you must suck british cock.
@Mofo1953 you prove your stupidity & ignorance.
@FrayedBear because you say so? What a dumb fucking briton cocksucking asshole you are, I have proven your stupidity many times, you're on a league of your own in moronic level.
@Mofo1953 you don't know anything about me.
@FrayedBear everybody here knows you're an Aussie, ergo a Briton lackey who is obligated to kiss the king's ass.
From many of their religious views, I think I see the problem. It looks like the woman is on top. I thought that their god wasn't happy with that. Isn't that some of the mythology behind some Christian groups who believe in Lilith as well as Eve?
PadraicM
Level 7
Sep 13, 2022
1
Nah. The real problem is that he has got brewer's droop!
Lilith refused to be tupped by Adam and become pregnant, so god cursed her and made her the demon who causes cot death and infant mortality, by smothering children.
It is a Jewish myth not a Christian one originating in the second century AD, there was an earlier Mesopotamian class of demons called the Lilith (the dark walkers) who caused men to have involuntary night emissions by seducing them in their sleep.
Cheaper than a hotel room
puff
Level 8
Sep 13, 2022
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And if you are an exhibitionist, this is the way to go!
So, let me guess that when this doesn't work... surely it will cast doubt on their faith, right? I'll cut to the chase and say that will be no. And regardless, does this open the door to the slippery slope, as it were? Will churches become voyeuristic fuck palaces now? Oh this is good...
AlbertSchepis
Level 7
Sep 13, 2022
2
Can see this happening in Brazil. Sex is sacred for having Christians children. Wonder if the songs are encouraging like :Cum all he faithful: Or OH oh!!! MY GOD.!!!!
Castlepaloma
Level 8
Sep 15, 2022
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