Holy fuck.

As the congregation sings, “Coming again! Coming again! Jesus is coming again!”

These people are effing insane.

All that's needed is a camera and these people are all making a porno.

The Da Vinci Code right there...the Holy Grail......

Didn't I see some kind of cult fertility ritual of this sort many years ago in the horror film Harvest Home with Bette Davis?

She is on top! Is that allowed by that church?

Holy Jesus!!!! Ohh, Goooooddddd....

(They might have to wait a while for the second coming...)

Of course they haven't been 'blessed' yet. God doesn't approve of a woman being on top.

I wish that was real, sadly not. It is two women doing something biblical - yeah, sure. She liked it.

despite the miscaptioning, for those who saw the movie, Midsommar, you're probably thinking of the scene i'm thinking of. Excellent movie about cults and highly recommend it to those who have not seen it. The Wickerman (73) is the only other (better) movie that precedes Midsommar.

Entertaining, however always useful to fact check claims like this.

From Snopes:

Photo Does Not Show Couple Unable To Conceive Having Sex in Church

The church in Brazil explained in a series of Facebook posts about what the two people were actually doing onstage.

Further details here:
[snopes.com]

Fucking lunatics.... oh wait, that could be a description of that photo lol

Well that’s one way to get the hubby up on Sunday anyhows….

He made her see god.

Religiously sanctioned porn, I wonder are the others queuing up or just getting their voyeuristic jollies.

Where where? I want more children.

But Snopes says it is miscaptioned. [snopes.com]

In the photograph, the woman on the bottom apparently fainted, which prompted the church to reenact something that was described in the Bible. The verses referenced in the reporting were 2 Kings 4:32-35: "When Elisha reached the house, there was the boy lying dead on his couch. He went in, shut the door on the two of them and prayed to the Lord. Then he got on the bed and lay on the boy, mouth to mouth, eyes to eyes, hands to hands. As he stretched himself out on him, the boy’s body grew warm. Elisha turned away and walked back and forth in the room and then got on the bed and stretched out on him once more. The boy sneezed seven times and opened his eyes."

Holy meme making.

Does the head holding by the pastor mean this is a threesome? Aren't all others cheering the fucking, voyeurs?

From many of their religious views, I think I see the problem. It looks like the woman is on top. I thought that their god wasn't happy with that. Isn't that some of the mythology behind some Christian groups who believe in Lilith as well as Eve?

Cheaper than a hotel room

So, let me guess that when this doesn't work... surely it will cast doubt on their faith, right? I'll cut to the chase and say that will be no. And regardless, does this open the door to the slippery slope, as it were? Will churches become voyeuristic fuck palaces now? Oh this is good...

Can see this happening in Brazil. Sex is sacred for having Christians children. Wonder if the songs are encouraging like :Cum all he faithful: Or OH oh!!! MY GOD.!!!!

That would be so Medieval