‘He kind of amps them up’: ‘Kevin’ the ringleader as turkeys terrorize Massachusetts town
[theguardian.com]
Oh, the horror!
Wild turkeys if properly cooked are absolutely delicious.. (Legs/Thighs get low & slow, breast gets thin-sliced while partially frozen, finished like expensive veal) and one can donate the feathers to Native Americans, so there's a win-win here in Woburn.............