I'm laughing really hard.
It's hysterical!
My friends daughter had My Little Pony "Lickety Split" underpants. We were sitting over coffee when it hits me, when asked why I burst out laughing I pointed out what their daughter was wearing, we all had a good laugh, Mom's comment... "I can't wait until she's 18 to tell her about this." That was 1986, so she's about 38 years old now, and I'm sure she's had a similar experience.
Not what she was wearing...[amazon.com]
Haters: Eat a bowl of dicks.
You: Give me 8-10 minutes.
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al dente
Lol!